I normally will check who call in & answer the call,
Not matter he/she in my contact list or not,
Beware... nowaday a lot of cheating call,
I have some experience from me & my friends,
A call from a china lady (Fox 1)
She speaks mandarin.
Fox 1: Congratulation! You win a RMXXk and you can collect it at Genting Highland.
(A lot of friends received this kind of call, if you answer her, she will keep disturb you)
Me: Can you speak english, i cannot understand mandarin.
Fox 1: ar... You cannot speak mandarin?
Me (pretend): What are you talking about?
At the end, she give up and hang up the phone.
A call to my mother,
He (Fox 2) try to scare my mother and he speaks mandarin.
Fox 2: Help! Help! Mummy, You must help me!
My Mother: Who are you?
Fox 2: I am your son, please help me, they kinapped me and hit me!
My Mother (voice not like my little brother): What is your name?
Fox 2 (Quite for a while): Help! Help! Help me!
My Mother (little bit nervous): ....
However, the man realised that this tricks cannot cheat my mother and hang up the phone.
After, my mother call to my brother, he still studies at the college.
A man (Fox 3) calls up my friend,
He speaks mandarin too.
He just wakes up and answers the call,
Fox 3: Help! Help! Help me! Daddy!
I have be kinapped and they hit me!
Friend: Calm down, who are you?
Fox 3: I am your son! Help! Help! They hit me again!
Friend (How can i have a son can speak oledi????): Sorry bo... i don't have a children yet.
Fox 3 (A bit shock): ...... and hang up the phone.
Today, i receive a call from an india girl (Fox 4),
I feel very strange because i don't have india female friend,
I have few india male friends,
She speaks malay.
Fox 4: Tolong! Tolong! Tolong saya. Saya punya badan berdarah!
Me (er... who? i don't have india female friend): Siapa ni?
Fox 4: Tolong! Tolong saya! Saya berdarah!
Me (How i help her? Don't who is she and where is she): Salah number la!
Fox 4: Tolong saya la...
Me (I feel really cannot help her, cause she never mention who she is): Salah number, i tak kenal u.
Fox 4 (very angry): Cina babi pukiman... and hang up the phone.
er... Am i wrong?
You should tell me who are you and what i can help!
I think if you sick or hurt, you better you call 994, i am not at DOCTOR!
By the way, I LIKE EAT PORK!...
p/s: If you want people to respect you, please respect people first!