Sunday, December 27, 2009

Beware of Stranger's Call




Ring...Ring...Ring,
I normally will check who call in & answer the call,
Not matter he/she in my contact list or not,

Beware... nowaday a lot of cheating call,
I have some experience from me & my friends,

Case 1
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A call from a china lady (Fox 1)
She speaks mandarin.
Fox 1: Congratulation! You win a RMXXk and you can collect it at Genting Highland.
(A lot of friends received this kind of call, if you answer her, she will keep disturb you)
Me: Can you speak english, i cannot understand mandarin.
Fox 1: ar... You cannot speak mandarin?
Me (pretend): What are you talking about?
At the end, she give up and hang up the phone.

Case 2
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A call to my mother,
He (Fox 2) try to scare my mother and he speaks mandarin.
Fox 2: Help! Help! Mummy, You must help me!
My Mother: Who are you?
Fox 2: I am your son, please help me, they kinapped me and hit me!
My Mother (voice not like my little brother): What is your name?
Fox 2 (Quite for a while): Help! Help! Help me!
My Mother (little bit nervous): ....
However, the man realised that this tricks cannot cheat my mother and hang up the phone.
After, my mother call to my brother, he still studies at the college.

Case 3
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A man (Fox 3) calls up my friend,
He speaks mandarin too.
He just wakes up and answers the call,
Fox 3: Help! Help! Help me! Daddy!
I have be kinapped and they hit me!
Friend: Calm down, who are you?
Fox 3: I am your son! Help! Help! They hit me again!
Friend (How can i have a son can speak oledi????): Sorry bo... i don't have a children yet.
Fox 3 (A bit shock): ...... and hang up the phone.


Case 4
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Today, i receive a call from an india girl (Fox 4),
I feel very strange because i don't have india female friend,
I have few india male friends,
She speaks malay.

Fox 4: Tolong! Tolong! Tolong saya. Saya punya badan berdarah!
Me (er... who? i don't have india female friend): Siapa ni?
Fox 4: Tolong! Tolong saya! Saya berdarah!
Me (How i help her? Don't who is she and where is she): Salah number la!
Fox 4: Tolong saya la...
Me (I feel really cannot help her, cause she never mention who she is): Salah number, i tak kenal u.
Fox 4 (very angry): Cina babi pukiman... and hang up the phone.

er... Am i wrong?
You should tell me who are you and what i can help!
I think if you sick or hurt, you better you call 994, i am not at DOCTOR!


By the way, I LIKE EAT PORK!... 



p/s: If you want people to respect you, please respect people first!

45 comments:

Gabriel said...

yealo...helping others is not an obligation. if needs help then need to ask nicely also i think. haha..:)

cHrIstInA_YY said...

LoL, the last caller is really funny xD
Nowadays so many faults over the phone... some even start charging you when you pick up the call...

amycheah said...

aiyoo, the other day hubby baru ask me to not panic if receive this kind of phone lo, cos a few of his colleagues kena already too!

CH Voon said...

Gabriel: they try to cheat your money la... a lot of case especial happen in Borneo island

cHristinA_YY: For this case, they try to ask some money from you and ask you bank in money else your son/daughter will be in trouble. If you nervous, then you will bank in immediately.

amycheah:Wah kena already ar... too bad! Must always stand calm else...

Kelvin said...

haha, i always try the ur 1st case whenever tat type of calls happens:D

wenn said...

aiyo..don't layan them.

ღღ ♥ Pretty Princess Fashion House ♥ ღღ said...

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CH Voon said...

Kelvin: hahaha easy to solve all nonsense caller

Wenn: yalor agree

Pretty Princess Fashion House: Welcome! Hope this information help u a bit@

Medie007 said...

Hahahhaha u didnt scold her back mei? :P i mean the cheating bleeding india lady. :P

CH Voon said...

Medie007: Actually, i bit shock la... but she hang up the phone oledi...so never la

Superman said...

Too many fraud calls nowadays. Sometimes really scared a lot of elders. Really bad for those people and just want to make money. Hate it.

[SK] said...

i've heard a true story about a friend of my sister's.. the con just called her up and told her they have kidnapped her baby, and they just get a baby to cry over the phone.. so it's really difficult to differentiate whether the baby is really her baby or not.. and i think she finally paid RM10,000 to the scam!! very pity..

CH Voon said...

superman: yalor... so we must very careful

SK: sorry to hear it. those people is not a human worst than demon

manglish said...

i have the same 1st case experience and told her i couldnt speak mandarin and i never answer any call whose number i dun recognize bcs if there were frens they could sms if it was urgent hehehehe......

Bananazക said...

Received once on my mobile and told her can't understand Mandarin and politely asked her why only Mandarin what about Cantonese. But the best part was she said "but you speak Mandarin well" and replied only one of two words..and all the while talk in Cantonese until she gave up..TQ

CH Voon said...

manglish: I have do to so... cause some of customer is oversea, hence the number is not in my contact list (show private number)

Banana: hahaha i think we know to speak mandarin, we also try to pretend don't know hehehe Good solution right?

eugene said...

Once i had a call from a cinese girl,she asked me if i could help her out by giving her RM100,to send back to her ailing parents, in return she would do anything for me,RM100 doing anything for me? sounded so good,didnt it?

i played along, i was kuai lan ma, and then she asked me to see her in an apartment,but i never did go see her,,,,,,

dangerous man

CH Voon said...

eugene: You are lucky ... if you go to her apartment... i think you in trouble! hahahahaha

vialentino said...

so far phone i din kena ler...but in real life kena ler...

at klcc park ...2 china girls came to me ... ask me for taxi money cause they din bring money out ... wtf...two girls came out and din bring money out ...ridiculous rite!

CH Voon said...

Via: hehehe i heard this kind of crime too... we must be careful everywhere...

donna said...

wah... scold u back cina pukiman some more...
most con call speak mandarin.. lolol.. I had a few experiences too. The girl told me I won RM 30k, asked for my bank account..
she still said she can't do anything even she has my bank account..

i just very "layaned" said, i dont have bank account wor. just send me the cheque.. lolol..

Annie Q said...

thanks for sharing this.

That indian lady so rude lei! You should speak with her in mandarin indeed. hahahhaha

I encounter was few youngster in front of supermarket and ask me to try those lucky draw and said i win a car. I told him, it's ok, you can have my car, i don't need it, because i don't need so many cars, he got speechless. hahahhahaha

Mei Teng said...

Beware of fraudsters. I hate those sales calls too.

wendyywy said...

Haha!! U are so "lucky" to get these calls :)

U should tell the Indian Lady,"Eh, u bleed every month what!!! Go buy some pad la" So bad for telling u this :)

CH Voon said...

Annie Q: yalor! that one is liar! You need to pay money to earn those things one... but you are clever enough :)

Mei Teng: yalor... i hate too :)

wendyywy: hahaha your comment make me laugh hahaha kekeke

cleffairy said...

I don't asnwer phonecalls that's not inside my contact. I'm abit paranoid worr... lol...if it's important and you really know me or something and using other number, wehh, pandai use sms lorr... u wan me pick up strangers call... wait long long larr... LOL...(that's why blogger friends have abit prob wif me. They ended up sms me first, den oni I pick up their calls. No wonder Claire dun dare find me. *sulk*)

CH Voon said...

cleffairy: hahaha but some times i cannot do like this because my customer from oversea call up... sure i dont have their contact list....

hahaha but it is a good method lo

donna said...

hey~!! u skipped my comment.. >.<

Cynthia said...

nowadays I don't answer phone.. more of those unknown numbers... I am not anywhere near my phone while caring for Breanna, so, those who call, I tell them, leave a SMS or else.. don't expect me to return call... :p

Serious, I don't have the time to chat anymore.. :(

vialentino said...

if leng lui ask me for money...i dun mind...damn, they send two aunties to ask people for money...shud turn off one ler...

CH Voon said...

Cynthia: ic ic... can feel that you are very busy mummy :) Gabateh!

Via:hahaha 2 aunties ar... hahaha bad luck

CH Voon said...

donna: oh!... a bit tired cannot see properly la... donna, don't angry... maybe you not display photos ... easy miss Q :P

They just a liar! so far.... in my life - nobody give me free money more than rm500. So.. i never believe i can easy to get so much money from people for free!

donna said...

no lah.. not angry lah.. not small gas one ok!
no photo coz i lazy log in ma.. hahha.

CH Voon said...

Donna: i know that... you good girl! :P

foongpc said...

Thank God I have never received such calls! But even if I do, I'll most likely hang up the phone! Haha

ChloeRuoyi said...

Not only calls, they sometimes send SMS too. Really kacau lah these people, summore so rude! I sometimes wonder why do some people still can fall for their tricks??

keeyit said...

NOt sure how they get the number hor?

CH Voon said...

foongpc: I think you will receive this kind of call soon :)

ChloeRuoyi: Agree, i also don't know why a lot of people believe their tricks as well.

Keeyit: i think from credit card, any application/survey form.

Ayie said...

so much phone scams now, people should really be cautious

CH Voon said...

Ayie: agree... must be very cautious!

iamthewitch said...

Wah so terrible! To the extent of impersonating people's children! What do they think we are? Stupid? Hmph!

CH Voon said...

iamthewitch: actually alot of people cheated! pay alot money to them...

fiona06 said...

woah~ I nvr ans calls from strangers so I never knew

CH Voon said...

fiona06: maybe in future... u will receive :)

smallkucing said...

I kena the one about winning a large sum of $$. Passed the phone to hubi and he "layan" then "kau-kau" kakakaka