Thursday, March 25, 2010

Meet Thousand of troubles before I back Malaysia

I am really frustrated and tired at the moment.
It is really worst trip at Ukraine.
It is more challenge me when the moment I am going back to Malaysia.

First at all, I really hate “Last minutes” to complete certain task.
I wonder why I am here 11 days and they have 11x24x60 = 15840 minutes to use my services.
But, they use it when it is time I am going back today!

8:00am – 830am
I take my breakfast.

8:30am – 9:30am
Suddenly, it is a first meeting and discussion carried on.
They want to add some program sequence on 4 process plants.

9:30am – 10:00am
Like James Bond – Never Die.
I manage to complete the task rapidly.

10:00am – 10:15am
One of the operators run of the machine which he never runs it when I am here.
And, this machine program is not written by me.
He told me there is a bug in the machine.
Hence, I try to figure out what is the problem and I solved in time.

10:15am – 11:30am
This operator rises up another more critical problem for me.
And, the driver calls me that he is waiting for send me to Airport.
How to concentrate if you are me?
WTF! However, I try to figure out what is the problems is.
Finally, I fail to do so.
I call back to ask my colleagues and process engineer.
They also cannot give me the answer and I have to bypass the machine.
It is really rush time for me.

11:30am – 11:45am
My luggage is locked inside the Kitchen.
OMG! Now, I feel more stressed again.
I call for the key.
Finally, she comes and open the doors for me.
It is a good test of my heart can still function well.

11:45 – 12:30pm
It is a journey from factory to airport.
It is traffic jam along the way.
I am going to miss the flight soon.

12:30pm – 12:35pm
I am not last minutes to buy the Ukraine souvenirs.
It is not my fault because I cannot find any souvenirs at the small town I stay.
I bought some Ukraine fridge magnet souvenirs which cost me RM75!  Damn expensive.
No choice as I promise to bloggers.  Maybe I will back here another 2 weeks later.
I hear the last call for departure! SHIT Need to be fast …

12:35pm 12:50pm
I am stopped by immigration officer.
He keeps ask why you come here so frequently.
Officer: “Hey, why you coming here?
Me: “Meeting”
Officer:”Why you come here some many times?”
Me: “A lot of meetings”
Officer: “You cannot come here so many times”
Me: (Think) Why cannot? I pay for the Visa RM700+ for multiple entry ( 6 months ).
Since, I lack of time to play with him (I heard a lot of case – they want money)
I take out my wallet and take the remainder Ukraine money I have 7rp.
He saw another 10USD inside my wallet and when I give him 7rp.
He shakes his head. Shit! I wonder he is good officer! Thumb up!
He uses his eyes and stares at my wallet.
I understand what he wants and I give him 10USD.
He is damn happy and let me go without ask any questions again.

12:50pm – 1:15pm
I manage to check in my luggage!

15 minutes more…
I will leave this Country!
It is HARD to come in and DAMN HARD to go out as well.


Merryn said...

Got such thing one ah? They'll ask such questions coz want money ah? Aiyo.. when I tried to masuk London last time, they checked our wallets; see not much money, only credit cards, they look at us funny.. we NEVER tot these ppl might want money leh! thank goodness we get to go thru!

Merryn said...

Officer: “Hey, why you coming here?
Me: “Meeting”
Officer:”Why you come here some many times?”
Me: “A lot of meetings”

I like your answer to that.. lol.. cool dude!

CH Voon said...

Merryn: it is same apply to me when i went to london as well. Actually, they dont want your honey just to make sure you have enough money to spend there and not working there. But, you really geng la... not bring cash and credit card. if credit card malfunction... what to do?

Engineer's Principles said...

wow, like that also can ah.
bolehland is not the best country to stay, but home sweet home, we still love this stupid bolehland.

Broccoli Ginger said...

hmm.. if not rushing then can hv a chat with them.. I hate this kind of country.. :(

Mummy Gwen said...

Indonesia also like that lor..immigration officers asking for money. But never happened to us before. My Hubby's friends kena.

I read your post also frustrated already. Luckily you were able to catch the flight home.

P/S: The giraffe soft toy we bought for Gwen is RM30+ only.

mNhL said...

Hahaha...I know, shouldn't laugh at this post but very funny. And glad that your heart still function well. haha.....I don't think I can work properly when rushing like that. No peace.

Glad that managed to board your plane after so many 'kan cheong' moments.

In Thailand, POLICE rasuah. My friend just kena recently travelling there.

இ Baŋäŋaz இ said...

Wowie what a rush, blood pressure also rising for you and us who read you post, worried sick you missed your flight and the RASUAH at the immigration check point is a pain the... Thailand, Indonesia would always ask for 'overtime $' a nicer way for rasuah. Glad all went well. So meeting your wife & Vanessa in Thailand for a holiday? Enjoy your time in there. tQ

இ Baŋäŋaz இ said...

It is HARD to come in and DAMN HARD to go out as well.

Your sentence reminds me of a riddle ~ "What goes in hard and comes out soft after a few minutes?"

BoeyJoey said...

so hard to go in, so hard to come out... mai stay there lor... hahaha... sori sori, joking only, don't get angry ah...

wah... but you really geng ah... can clean bugs so fast one... if me, heart attack liao :-)

Annie Q said...

really 'exciting" on your last day ya? I read your post i feel "kan jiong" too!

hahahhaha, i like the way you said ,"It is a good test of my heart can still function well"!! Hope it don't happen always. :)

Gratitude said...

Ooooo so happy for you then for not going back there. Pray you dun get a next posting to Uganda or Timbuktu! lolz

ChloeRuoyi said...

Wah, the more I read, the more "kan-cheong" I felt. Faster look for a new job so that you don't have to go there anymore!!

RM75 for fridge magnets?? How many did you buy? And I thought Disneyland souvenirs were expensive...

wenn said...

so troublesome.

Donna said...

wahhhhhhh... rasuahhhh!!
eh... what i want to say liao.. hmmm..
oh.. engineer is like that one, tobby also engineer.... he doesn't even have time to pee, let alone eat! so pity.. haih...
i so love my job now wtf...

CheaHSan said...

You clock is real ticking what a terror day. *Sigh* police rasuah, immigration rasuah what a world? So you are returning to Ukraine again? You fly more than pilot haha...

Anonymous said...

Have a great weekend of rest! :)

Yee Ling said...

Jor,the officer's eyes very sharp la..aiming at ur 10USD.

If u dun give him , you think u able to catch the flight?..hehhehe

CH Voon said...

SK Ding: totally i agree with you. Home still the best.

Broccoli Ginger: Sure, i will play with him. so far i never pay any cent to them. this is the worst!

Mummy Gwen: yalor... corruption is bad in indonesia too.

CH Voon said...

mNhL: I hate people ask money from me - especially rasuah. why i need to pay more? i dont know what this happen to me this times.

Bananaz: i feel that thailand still ok ...just give them few they damn happy. Ukraine one... still want big money baru happy. WTF. hahaha you a bit hamsap thinking.

BoeyJoey: dont ask me stay there la... :(

CH Voon said...

Annie Q: sorry to make you feel kan jiong... if i not write it down i will going to crazy haahaa

Gratitude: mmmm i need to back the place again aleast once more time. feel depressed ... thank for concern

ChloeRuoyi: hahaha i cannot do that. This is call not responsible mah... i cannot do that... my heart say not... feel only. i guess 6 fridge magnets - and i found that the quality is shit!

CH Voon said...

wenn: yalor sien!

Donna: hahahaha now you feel your job better right.

CheaHS@n: yes, i am going back after 1 or 2 weeks.
cannot said that i am pilot hahaha.

CH Voon said...

Mei Teng: thank you...sifu.

Mommy Ling: if i not give him... ar... i guess now i at ukraine.

Tekkaus said...

So you are bringing back souvenirs for me lar? :p

Elaine Mah said...

Poor thing, I guess all those in Dustyland having problem with local issues over there also. Sigh, Still Stay In Stupid Bolehland better....