After ask why limit to 100 posts per year by [SK], CheaHS@n & foongpc,
I reconsider it to add one more posts,
First, I would like to say apologize to all bloggers & facebook friends,
Cynthia, Wenn, Conan_cat, Donna, SK Ding, TZ,
Borneo Falcon, SJ, [SK], BoeyJoey, Gabriel, Amycheah,
CheaHS@n, Mummy Gwen, Ai Shiang, Foongpc, Wan Inn, Terence Toh & LC Ling.
If i really trick you at my previous post - I won Rm7,212,322.13 ,
I have mentioned that i Waste RM1 to buy Yesterday Draw Result to trick you all,
Now, I have one things to share with you guys,
Please don't laugh and pointing finger at me :(,
If you really want to laugh, hide inside the toilet and laugh,
Today, I really "Kena" Lottery!
I go to feed my car with some energy water,
When i drive out from petrol station "Caxxx" around 200meter,
I put on my safety belt ~ Tali pinggang,
I drive along from Taman Kinrara to Kesas Highway exist,
After 800 meter,
There is a Road blocked by police,
Shit! I feel a bit guilty,
Because my car plate original is WJW,
The first "W" broken few days ago,
From KL number plate change to Johor number plate as JW,
So, i scare that the police will fine me about this problem!
After stopped by the fat police,
Conversation between FAT police and i,
FAT police: "I saw you not wear your safety belt, and you saw us the you put it on"
CHVoon: "No... I just come out from Petrol station then i put on my safety belt"
FAT police: "I saw you put it on when you saw us, show me your driving license?"
CHVoon: "mmm Hold on ar... , this is my driving license..."
FAT police (smile at me): "You are going to pick your baby?"
CHVoon (try to make a pity look): "mmm yupe!"
FAT police tries to use his eye to shock me (Are you sure want to pay the Saman),
My eyes is not good conductor, hence i ingore his electric shock eyes,
At the end,
He gives me THIS,
FAT police: "Remember to pay the saman before 19/1/2010, you will obtain 50% discount automatically"
CHVoon (thinking shit!): "ohh...."
What i want to say here:
"WANT HIT LOTTERY!!! 慢慢等..."
"HIT SAMAN!!! EASY THAN 吃屎..."
慢慢等 = Wait for long time
吃屎 = Eat shit
Lesson #1: Don't Gambling because 99% lose;
Lesson #2: Put on your safety belt before start your car.