Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Kena Lottery?

After ask why limit to 100 posts per year by [SK], CheaHS@n & foongpc,
I reconsider it to add one more posts,

First, I would like to say apologize to all bloggers & facebook friends,
Cynthia, Wenn, Conan_cat, Donna, SK Ding, TZ,
Borneo Falcon, SJ, [SK], BoeyJoey, Gabriel, Amycheah,
CheaHS@n, Mummy Gwen, Ai Shiang, Foongpc, Wan Inn, Terence Toh & LC Ling.

If i really trick you at my previous post - I won Rm7,212,322.13 ,
I have mentioned that i Waste RM1 to buy Yesterday Draw Result to trick you all,

Now, I have one things to share with you guys,
Please don't laugh and pointing finger at me :(,
If you really want to laugh, hide inside the toilet and laugh,

Today, I really "Kena" Lottery!
I go to feed my car with some energy water,
When i drive out from petrol station "Caxxx" around 200meter,
I put on my safety belt ~ Tali pinggang,
I drive along from Taman Kinrara to Kesas Highway exist,

After 800 meter,
There is a Road blocked by police,
Shit! I feel a bit guilty,
Because my car plate original is WJW,
The first "W" broken few days ago,
From KL number plate change to Johor number plate as JW,
So, i scare that the police will fine me about this problem!

After stopped by the fat police,
Conversation between FAT police and i,

FAT police: "I saw you not wear your safety belt, and you saw us the you put it on"
CHVoon: "No... I just come out from Petrol station then i put on my safety belt"
FAT police: "I saw you put it on when you saw us, show me your driving license?"
CHVoon: "mmm Hold on ar... , this is my driving license..."
FAT police (smile at me): "You are going to pick your baby?"
CHVoon (try to make a pity look): "mmm yupe!"

FAT police tries to use his eye to shock me (Are you sure want to pay the Saman),
My eyes is not good conductor, hence i ingore his electric shock eyes,
At the end,
He gives me THIS,

FAT police: "Remember to pay the saman before 19/1/2010, you will obtain 50% discount automatically"
CHVoon (thinking shit!): "ohh...."

What i want to say here:

"WANT HIT LOTTERY!!!  慢慢等..."

慢慢等 = Wait for long time
屎 = Eat shit

Lesson #1: Don't Gambling because 99% lose;
Lesson #2: Put on your safety belt before start your car.


Kelvin said...

hahahaha, sorry to say this , but ur encounter is funny in a way u post it:D

Ice said...

Oh! No you did not trick me with your previous post. I read every single word. The series number didn't match, I saw that. try again huh?

Wow, saman also ada 50% discount punya kah? How much was the saman, i can't seem to find the amount.

Jean said...

aiyo..bad policeman

A smile from SJ =)

Gratitude said...

You should feel proud of yourself that at least you don't support corruption. Kudos! ^_^

Hugbear said...

CH, saman also got early bird discount har? Way to go, man.

keeyit said...

First time here..
The way you post your blog quite funny.. Haha
Nice to meet you here.

Gallivanter said...

Haha! Thanks for sharing this, a good read...who's the baby?

amycheah said...

hey Voon, I'm a good gal, i follow ur instruction, I sorok kat toilet to laugh at u...wakkakakakakaka (opps, now cannot tahan, laugh in front of u).

CH Voon said...

Kelvin: i think still not so good

Ai Shiang: Good to hear that... :) i think around rm100 gua... so i need to pay rm50

SJ: they want some more to celebrate Christmas :)

Gratitude: hehehe i now regret lo hahaha nola just joke... maybe i will pay after 10 years later gua

Hugbear: sure... buy one free one.. you make cake very good!

keeyit: visit your blog too... good blog! But, i will add you next year in my blog list!

Gallivanter: baby ar... my daughter lo :)

amycheah: Wakakaka... i am bad luck guy :)

Anonymous said...

That discount thing is a very bad idea. It actually encourages people to flout traffic laws. When will the law enforcers be serious about law enforcement?

manglish said...

hahahahahha....better pay b4 1-1-2010, bad luck to start a new year wif a saman!!! HAHAAHAHA

CH Voon said...

Mei Teng: mmm not discount nobody pay.. a bit discount some people go to pay lo hehee

manglish: mmm for chinese people i think 14th of FEB baru new start mah

Gabriel said...

wow...800 meter away also the police can see u didn't wear seat belt? he has binoculars with him is it?

[SK] said...

hahaha, and this is a punishment for trying to fool us here.. so next time you must be a good boy ok?? :p

cleffairy said...

==.It's always easy to kena saman wan la... aihh, at least kena saman. I hate those police who asks for kopi. Never failed to make me pissed off!

Dora said...

Yeah those police who hiding under the tree always one with fat tummy!

CH Voon said...

Gabriel: I suspect there is a policeman near to the petrol station...hence they can see me... :(

SK: hahahaha... i will will use another tactic next time hehehe

cleffairy: nowaday... must very careful policeman are around

Dora: nothing to do... hence create fat tummy lo hahaha how to chase thief?

ChloeRuoyi said...

My first time here too. This is interesting! I like your humour. 99% of the time, we always wear our seat-belts automatically. For that strange 1% that we forget, sure kena this... it's called Murphy's Law :-)

Annie Q said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH..try to be naughty huh, end up got the real "lottery"!!

Since you said this is your last post for year 2009, here would like to wish you and your family, an earlier Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

Ya wor, i also curious, why you limit to 100 posts per year lei??

BoeyJoey said...

Ceh... tipu us one... see now what happen? Kena balik. Next time be good good boy, only Santa sayang ma... hahaha

Hey, so you're having long break isn't? Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ya... to you, your lovely wife and your cute little Venessa :-)

CH Voon said...

ChloeRuoyi: welcome, i have add in my blog list ~ some idea i can learn from u especially take care of children hahaha

Annie Q: mmm ask you hide in toilet liao.. still laugh in front of me, actually it oledi more than 100 post -> 102 posts oledi. I think last post this years is the award of the years (life 2009) anyhow, i will reconsider ... maybe release the limit. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2010 to you and family.

BoeyJoey: aiya... fun mah... Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2010 to you and family.

cleffairy said...

Careful or not careful...they'll still ask for kopi lorrr...u know... nowadays not only ask for kopi nia, but asked for Starbucks fruppocino and stuff. If you ask me, if I'm rich, I rather pay saman la... =(

WendyinKK said...

Last time got one policeman claiming that he's from Bukit Aman stop us (many yrs ago when I was stil a teen) after Ipoh toll, also "wat" my friend and I never wear seat belt until we saw them, but we insisted we wearing all the time. The Policeman didn't dare to summon us as we insisted. That bozo taught that teens that just started driving not long will be easily scared to bribe.

cHrIstInA_YY said...

LoL, how much do u need to pay them???

CH Voon said...

wendyywy: mmm i should said i wear set belt as well :(

CHristina_YY: i think rm50 gua :(

Merryn said...

This fella really give out saman eh? Most of the time I encounter them giving out coffee cups.. :P

CH Voon said...

Merryn: they want but i dont to give hehehe end up is like this lo

CheaHSan said...

Oh oh when you dont need them they jump infront of you and when you need them no where to be found. haha

CH Voon said...

CheaHson: you absolutely right... like what happen to my house break in... i try to call them a lot of time, they never pick up and help!

see my previous post ->

conan_cat said...

hahaha! you poor guy! couldnt help but laugh after reading your humor injected post lor :P

so remember to bayar saman lar!!

CheaHSan said...

Thanks CH have checked your previous post as per link, me shaking my head ..sigh....!!!!

Mummy Moon said...

Hop over here from Merryn's blog!
Hehe, the fat policeman's eyes are so sharp eh!

Will check your lottery post now :)

CH Voon said...

Mummy Moon: Hi :) yalor i also wonder how he can see me...

Sarah's Daddy and Mommy said...

I wonder how the policeman knew that you are picking up baby?