Kena Lottery?

After ask why limit to 100 posts per year by [SK], CheaHS@n & foongpc,

I reconsider it to add one more posts,

First, I would like to say apologize to all bloggers & facebook friends,

Cynthia, Wenn, Conan_cat, Donna, SK Ding, TZ,

Borneo Falcon, SJ, [SK], BoeyJoey, Gabriel, Amycheah,

CheaHS@n, Mummy Gwen, Ai Shiang, Foongpc, Wan Inn, Terence Toh & LC Ling.

If i really trick you at my previous post - I won Rm7,212,322.13 ,

I have mentioned that i Waste RM1 to buy Yesterday Draw Result to trick you all,

Now, I have one things to share with you guys,

Please don't laugh and pointing finger at me :(,

If you really want to laugh, hide inside the toilet and laugh,

Today, I really "Kena" Lottery!

I go to feed my car with some energy water,

When i drive out from petrol station "Caxxx" around 200meter,

I put on my safety belt ~ Tali pinggang,

I drive along from Taman Kinrara to Kesas Highway exist,

After 800 meter,

There is a Road blocked by police,

Shit! I feel a bit guilty,

Because my car plate original is WJW,

The first "W" broken few days ago,

From KL number plate change to Johor number plate as JW,

So, i scare that the police will fine me about this problem!

After stopped by the fat police,

Conversation between FAT police and i,

FAT police: "I saw you not wear your safety belt, and you saw us the you put it on"

CHVoon: "No... I just come out from Petrol station then i put on my safety belt"

FAT police: "I saw you put it on when you saw us, show me your driving license?"

CHVoon: "mmm Hold on ar... , this is my driving license..."

FAT police (smile at me): "You are going to pick your baby?"

CHVoon (try to make a pity look): "mmm yupe!"

FAT police tries to use his eye to shock me (Are you sure want to pay the Saman),

My eyes is not good conductor, hence i ingore his electric shock eyes,

At the end,

He gives me THIS,

FAT police: "Remember to pay the saman before 19/1/2010, you will obtain 50% discount automatically"

CHVoon (thinking shit!): "ohh...."

What i want to say here:

"WANT HIT LOTTERY!!!  慢慢等..."

"HIT SAMAN!!! EASY THAN 吃屎..."

慢慢等 = Wait for long time

吃屎 = Eat shit

Lesson #1: Don't Gambling because 99% lose;

Lesson #2: Put on your safety belt before start your car.