Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Chinese Horoscope and I

Most of people especial europe people, 
They are not understand what is Chinese Horoscope.

Today, i, Vanessa will explain according which animal are included in this Chinese horoscope circles.
RAT
1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
Personal: Hardworking, thrifty and can save a lot of money.
Occupation: Business, accountants or bankers.
Ideal Partner: Dragon & Monkey.
Worst Partner: Horse

"I like Mickey mouse because..."
"Yes! I born in Rat year as well..hehehe"

OX
1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
Personal: Hardworking, clever and creative with their hands.
Occupation: Surgeon, dentist, architect, tailor or technician.

Ideal Partner: Rat & Snake
Worst Partner: Sheep

"Cow always go straight and never turn left or right... so..."
"Don't acting like cow "

TIGER
1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
Personal: Leadership, never afraid to fight and accept challenges.
Occupation: Military leader, supervisors, teachers, firemen or police officers.

Ideal Partner: Horse & Dog
Worst Partner: Monkey

"Policemen is useless here, i should have this pet, so..."
"All the thieves and policemen run away"

RABBIT
1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
Personal: Happy, gifted, refined and ambitious.
Occupation: Receptionists, publicists, stockbrokers or pharmacists.

Ideal Partner: Sheep & Boar.
Worst Partner: Rooster

"Why rabbits is born to jump?"

"Please jump! Why it never jump :( !"

DRAGON
1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
Personal: Born extroverts, elegant and with good eye for spotting the latest trends.
Occupation: Artist, doctor or architect.

Ideal Partner: Rat & Monkey.
Worst Partner: Dog

"Everyone try to get marry this year, so..."
"A lot of baby dragon born next year 2012"

"mmm i wonder my mummy want to have a baby dragon for me or nope?"

SNAKE
1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
Personal: Romatic, passionate, charming and well informed.
Occupation: Professors, writes, philosophers or psychiatrists.

Ideal Partner: Rooster & Ox.
Worst Partner: Boar

"Snake is poison and it will attack you if u go closer to it"

"Daddy, i think i don't want go so near to it"

HORSE
1906, 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002
Personal: Popular, hard workers, independent and self-willed individuals who never take advice.
Occupation: Dentist, financier, banker or politician.

Ideal Partner: Dog, Sheep & Tiger.
Worst Partner: Rat

"It runs fast but..."

"I still can ride on it, Yeah!"
(Winning hand symbol)"

SHEEP
1907, 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003
Personal: Elegant, charming, generous, wise and gentle.
Occupation: Professions of gardening, actor, artist, entertainer, musician or photography.

Ideal Partner: Boar, Horse & Rabbit.
Worst Partner: Ox

"Its skin are smooth and white, because"

"It uses my mummy's SKII, am i right?"

MONKEY
1908, 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004
Personal: Mischievous, vain, and clever.
Occupation: Business, trade, law, stocks, industry or politics.

Ideal Partner: Rat & Dragon.
Worst Partner: Tiger

"I like eat banana"

"May i have one banana, please?"
"Maybe, i can ask banana from Bananaz kekeke"
(Please don't misunderstand, i am not support what stupid slogan call 1Mxxxxxx)

ROOSTER
1909, 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005
Personal: Industrious, diligent, and devoted to work.
Occupation: Public relation agents, dentists surgeons, cooks, or beauticians.

Ideal Partner: Ox, Dragon & Snake.
Worst Partner: Rabbit

"When weekend comes, i will always shout at my parent's ears"

"Ko ko ke, wake up lo, sun is rising now"

DOG
1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006
Personal: Honest, loyal, and a deep sense of duty.
Occupation: Superior industry leader, priest, educator, doctor, writer or scientist.

Ideal Partner: Horse & Tiger.
Worst Partner: Dragon

"Whose tongue is longer than its?"

"If your one is longer, please show me photos"

BOAR
1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007
Personal: Peace-loving, trustful, honest, and sincers.
Occupation: Doctors, bankers, businessmen, scientists or entertainers.

Ideal Partner: Sheep & Rabbit.
Worst Partner: Snake

"Can't deny that Pig are more clever than human being, because..."

"It knows that it will die one day, so it really enjoy its life"
"Which one you will choose? Enjoy life like Boar or Work till die like xxxx?"
(2012 end of the world?)





SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY?








"WHY Lion is not in chinese horoscope?"

14 comments:

Tekkaus said...

Because Lion doesn't understand Mandarin so it is not eligible for the contest. :p

Tekkaus said...

Ha :D Your little V is so adorable.

Tekkaus said...

I am a cow ler. Cannot walk straight-straight ar? :p

Ding SK said...

vanessa so lenglui already ^^
the angry bird bag so sweet.

[SK] said...

what place is this?? looks like just a normal neighbourhood park but then already got so many huge animals in there!! impressive..

[SK] said...

haha, you don't know CAT is always been regarded as the 13th one meh?? because the mouse didn't wake him up as promised, so by the time cat reach there, the mouse is already the 1st but the cat cannot make it to the 12th~~ lion is also the cat family mah~~ :D

wendyywy @ Table for 2..... or more said...

I'm a horse woh, but I'm don't fun fast, hahaha!

Bananazஇ said...

Why no elephant one? Bananaz born elephant year. Vanessa how many bunches bananas u want can pos-paju it 2u haha

Bananazஇ said...

Lion not in becoz it was busy filming lion king the movie,

Bananazஇ said...

They hv the same thing in Broga where is this place?

Cynthia said...

hehehe.. you go jalan jalan in Thean Hou Gong ah... nice nice one hor..

wenn said...

cos lion is the King..

Gratitude said...

Wow little Miss Vanessa is indeed a poser! ^^ Simply loved all the shots taken :)
+Ant+

Merryn said...

so cute Vanessa in all these pictures! Thank you for sharing the horoscopes here. :)