Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Learn to Draw

Before I go to Ukraine,
Vanessa start to learn to draw.



After i come back from Ukraine,
I realize some of my letters...


But, i am not angry at all.
It is better than all those drawing on my sofa or wall.


Passion of Learning.
Passion of Life.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Not More easy to Guess 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (II)

After travel from Ukraine to Thailand,
I have bought some souvenir from Ukraine, Istanbul & Thailand.
After check the reason from this posts.
I guess nobody can spot the question number #2 correctly.

However, it is ok for me.
Hence, i plan to select 3 winners (answer more question correctly) based on lucky draw by Vanessa.
I will give away 3 set country souvenir away - About the quality i guess Ukraine is the worst.
(Need to wait she wake up to draw - she currently sleep)

It is really hard to justify the answer.
Hence, i would like to ask some of blogger what is the meaning of answer ...
(Stick to previous rules - answer must be in more specific and not so general)


CheaHS@n - what is Kooke far?
Gratitude - what is night light?
Amycheah - what is Kelwa?
Bananaz - what is Fused round bulb?

Anyone can try to answer again.

The result will be announce by tomorrow night.


(Just a games - play and smiles)
(You happy n I happy too)

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Woo! Betta Fish

This is a scheduler post and currently i at Thailand.
Today, i want to share one interesting blog - All About Betta Fish!
At the same time, i would like to introduce my little brother - Takuya!

He is expert than I.
And, he is handsome than me too.
If you not believe me, go to his blog and see!

I have captured some Betta fishes here and enjoy it.
I still not very satisfy with the photos i took.
I need to learn from my "sifu" - Mei Teng.

Small small Betta fish.
Day by day, Betta fishes grow up.
A lot of different species Betta fish.
I like this Betta fish.

If you want to know more detail. Please visit his blog.
Now, i know why a lot of neighbor's cat come to my house!


Saturday, March 27, 2010

Meet Thousand of toubles before I back Malaysia (II)

I though i leave Ukraine and everything smoothly.
But, i am wrong!
Sorry to make you guys feel not so comfortable.
I have to write down else i will my head will explosion.

Actually, there is a delay flight! 
The flight departure is 1:25pm.

1:25pm - 1:50pm.
And, i save it in the Microsoft word.

1:50pm - 3:45pm.
Finally, i leave Ukraine.
I am damn happy for it.
Sure, i meet a Ukraine people who named as Alex.
He is going to Malaysia as well.
We have good talk and he is shipment staffs works in Germany.
His journey is quite compact - Singapore-Kuala Lumpur-Kuching- Bintulu.

3:45pm - 11:30pm.
After arrive at Istanbul airport,
I quickly go to the transit counter to get my next air ticket from Istanbul to Singapore.
I am forget to say goodbye to Alex as well.
Sure, i go to online - check mail and blog as well.
Until my laptop out of power.
I going to have my dinner at the restaurant and charge up my laptop.
Do blogging and chit-chat with friends.
Go to buy some souvenir as well because i found the Ukraine souvenir is damn lousy!
I spend RM100 for the few fridge magnet souvenirs only.  
All the souvenir in Europe damn expensive i can say!

11:30pm - 1:30am.
WTF... the Turkish airline is delayed for around 2 hours.
It is really damn tired for me.

1:30am - 2:10am.
We are on board but stay inside the plane.
I meet a Indonesia and Israel old woman.
They are very friendly!
After looking around, i found that Alex is sit beside Indonesia old woman.
We are very "yuan fe" to meet again.

2:10am - 6:40pm. 
Talk about the flight.
Please read my previous post - A Letter for THIS airline.
Previously i want to protect his name.
But, i am really angry what happen to me later.
Read and you understand the story behind!
If based on the scheduler, this plane will reach Singapore by 4:00pm.
And, my next flight is 6:45pm from Singapore to Kuala Lumpur.

Indirectly, i miss the flight right?
First, i though myself - It is OK and Turkish airlines will arrange for us.
Because, it is not our mistake - wake up late or stop by immigration officer somewhere.

6:40pm-8:00pm.
When i reach the gate, i saw 2 airport officer takes a note "KUALA LUMPUR"
I so grad that they will arrange something for us.
I realize that only 2 people go to Kuala Lumpur only.
Me and Alex!

The officers lead us to the Terminal 2 and try to solve the problems for us.
They check up with the HQ and Turkish Airlines.
Nobody want to responsible for that!
But, a least HQ will refund it for us.
Do you know what Turkish airlines officer said?
He told the airport officer that:
"If you not buy the air ticket direct from us and through agent.
Based on our policy, we are not responsible for any miss flight"
Wah... i am shock for while!
And, the airport officer told us you guy have to buy another ticket by your own.
What the hell!!!!
Airport officer told us, this is what they can do.
They suggest us to book online and there is not any counter inside the departure hall.
We check online and found that there is not any flight for tonight!
Not available for booking!

I feel nervous because i have to back home tonight and tomorrow morning (5am) i am going to Thailand.
I am really pity Alex, he miss 2 flight as well. One is from Kuala Lumpur to Kuching.
At the end, Alex plan to see the Turkish officer.

Both of airport officers leave us alone.
I have one last method is take a bus back to Kuala Lumpur.
I call to my friend John, thank you for his helps.

8:00pm -8:20pm
I found that how i can obtain back my luggage?
Shit! I go to the information counter.
A girl helps me and direct me to go out immigration counter.
And, go to the lost and found luggage counter to find my luggage.

I am waiting - to obtain the luggage as soon as possible.
The last bus is around 11:00pm.
And, i need take a taxi and go to golden horse and buy the bus ticket as well.

8:20pm - 9:00pm
I manage to get my luggage.
I try my luck and to go the Air Asia counter ask for ticket.
Lucky, there are 2 flights back to Kuala Lumpur.
I am quite pay 169 dollar and straight run to the departure hall again.
Gate D38 is damn far away from the check in counter.
It tests my heart beat again. If i die at that moment... who should responsible? 

9:00pm - 9:40pm
I run and manage pass gate!
Maybe, i can join the 2010 Olympic at London.

9:40pm to 10:00pm
On the board.
Looking around - see Alex is around or not. Not.

10:00pm to 10:45pm
Sometimes, i complain this flight but it helps me as well.
haiya....

10:45pm - 11:15pm
First step on the Malaysia's land.
I smiles...



Reach home around 12:45pm.......




Lesson from this journey.
1) Don't panic if you miss the flight.  (this is the first time, i miss the flight)
2) Cannot book online if less than 12 hours or more And you need go to ticket counter.
3) If you lost/transit your luggage, go to Lost & Found luggage counter, they will helps you find it out!
4) Taxi driver will let you see their angry face if you take taxi around 11:30pm-11:59pm. Dont take late Taxi!
5) Don't try to use Turkish airlines, it is troublesome and not responsible at all! 

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Meet Thousand of troubles before I back Malaysia

I am really frustrated and tired at the moment.
It is really worst trip at Ukraine.
It is more challenge me when the moment I am going back to Malaysia.

First at all, I really hate “Last minutes” to complete certain task.
I wonder why I am here 11 days and they have 11x24x60 = 15840 minutes to use my services.
But, they use it when it is time I am going back today!

8:00am – 830am
I take my breakfast.

8:30am – 9:30am
Suddenly, it is a first meeting and discussion carried on.
They want to add some program sequence on 4 process plants.

9:30am – 10:00am
Like James Bond – Never Die.
I manage to complete the task rapidly.

10:00am – 10:15am
One of the operators run of the machine which he never runs it when I am here.
And, this machine program is not written by me.
He told me there is a bug in the machine.
Hence, I try to figure out what is the problem and I solved in time.

10:15am – 11:30am
This operator rises up another more critical problem for me.
And, the driver calls me that he is waiting for send me to Airport.
How to concentrate if you are me?
WTF! However, I try to figure out what is the problems is.
Finally, I fail to do so.
I call back to ask my colleagues and process engineer.
They also cannot give me the answer and I have to bypass the machine.
It is really rush time for me.

11:30am – 11:45am
My luggage is locked inside the Kitchen.
OMG! Now, I feel more stressed again.
I call for the key.
Finally, she comes and open the doors for me.
It is a good test of my heart can still function well.

11:45 – 12:30pm
It is a journey from factory to airport.
It is traffic jam along the way.
I am going to miss the flight soon.

12:30pm – 12:35pm
I am not last minutes to buy the Ukraine souvenirs.
It is not my fault because I cannot find any souvenirs at the small town I stay.
I bought some Ukraine fridge magnet souvenirs which cost me RM75!  Damn expensive.
No choice as I promise to bloggers.  Maybe I will back here another 2 weeks later.
I hear the last call for departure! SHIT Need to be fast …

12:35pm 12:50pm
I am stopped by immigration officer.
He keeps ask why you come here so frequently.
Officer: “Hey, why you coming here?
Me: “Meeting”
Officer:”Why you come here some many times?”
Me: “A lot of meetings”
Officer: “You cannot come here so many times”
Me: (Think) Why cannot? I pay for the Visa RM700+ for multiple entry ( 6 months ).
Since, I lack of time to play with him (I heard a lot of case – they want money)
I take out my wallet and take the remainder Ukraine money I have 7rp.
He saw another 10USD inside my wallet and when I give him 7rp.
He shakes his head. Shit! I wonder he is good officer! Thumb up!
He uses his eyes and stares at my wallet.
I understand what he wants and I give him 10USD.
He is damn happy and let me go without ask any questions again.

12:50pm – 1:15pm
I manage to check in my luggage!

15 minutes more…
I will leave this Country!
If POSSIBLE, I DON’T WANT BACK HERE ANYMORE! WTF!
It is HARD to come in and DAMN HARD to go out as well.

Malaysia - 大长今

大长今 is a Korean movie and she very good in cooking, i guess.

Today, i found a Malaysia - 大长今.

She is 大长今 - zzzZZZZ
Vanessa: "Hi, i am Malaysia 大长今".
Vanessa: "I can cook as well".

But... one thing i am sure she cannot do!

It is swallow knife!
Please! Don't learn - only after training or monitor by parent.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Use eyes to open Beer bottles

First, do you believe it?
It is real and not trick behind!
Normally, we not trained people - will use "beer opener" right?

"Beer opener"

Do you want to learn how to become a man to open a beer bottle without using Beer openeer?
It is damn simply. I know how to do so.
This method is call as "Open beer like a MAN"
See video clips below:


Now, i want to let you guy see the more exciting presentation.
Let we start it now....
See the video clips below:


Saturday, March 20, 2010

Life in Ukraine

Ukraine Ar…..
I will not write too much about Ukraine this time.
If you interesting to know about Ukraine.
Please read my previous post – This is UK (I) and This is UK (II).

This trip is the worst for me.
I feel headache;
Maybe, I am treated low quality Volka and still feel not well after 2 days.
I feel a bit soft-throat;
Maybe, the air is damn dry. 
Wake up several times at night to search for drink.
I feel tired;
Maybe, it is because sleep not very well.
Now, I am sick (flu + cough);
Maybe, my body engine is getting one year older soon.

Let me share about drinking beer session with you guys!
(I guess I will be scolded by wife – sick and still drinking)
The story starts from here….
My contractor – Alexey and his friend come from Kiew visit him.
So, there is a beer drinking session in apartment.
We bought some snacks and beers.

Leffe beer – Product of Belgium.
Its taste great!
Cost is damn cheap, less than RM4 per bottle.
Chips & Seafood.
Raw salted fishes.

Actually, I feel bored for every drinking session.
I look like transparent to them.
Maybe, it is because I cannot speak Russian language.
Maybe, I am Invisible man.
However, I always make myself happy.

This is outcome from me.


Its taste funny for me and I can say I am not used to it.
Ukraine people like to eat salted fish, tomatoes, cucumbers, and etc.
Do you know why?

Maybe, Alexey notices that I am damn bored.
He tries to presentation something to cheer me up.

Do you see people use eyes to open BEER Bottle?
Wait for my next post “Use eyes to open Beer Bottle”

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

My Naught baby (III)

Previously, about My Naughty baby (II).

"It is look ugly hence i replace it with..."
"Look nice, right?"
However, it look not function too :(

This time ever worst than previous tea pot!
She destroy a lovely Mickey Mouse given by brother in law!

This is a present from Hong Kong Disneyland.
Winnie: "Who kill my darling!"
"...."

VANESSA! See what you did!



p/s: Daddy and Mummy will forgive you but when you grow up... must be good girl ok

Saturday, March 13, 2010

IT needs Education

Warning: 
If you going to take your Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner - Please Don't continue read my post.
I am not responsible for it.


"Again, this is a scheduled post, now i am sleeping on the plane toward to Ukraine again".

The day before i am going to Ukraine.
It is sunny Friday morning.
I plan a lot of stuff to do that day.
First, i plan to wash my clothes, Nice lunch in IOI mall and maybe have a shock movie there too.
To reward myself before i leave Malaysia.

When i am taking my clothes put inside the washing machine,
WTF! I saw a MOUSE!
It is not a computer mouse!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.

It is a dead MOUSE!
Really disgusting and i wonder i still can have a nice lunch later or not.
See all the stomach come out!
So terrible right?

See... Nowadays, a cat need a give a proper education.
I should suggest a course for our education minister.
I hope he can figure out what is the good solution to teach a cat.
What is the education i hope they can provide.

It is not the technical such like mathematic, science or etc which are more theoretical.
When the cat is young, i wonder we should give them more in moral education.
With a good moral - indirectly have a good attitude!
No point to create a cat with good knowledge but bad attitude and use their knowledge to harm people.
With bad attitude, they will become intelligent terrorist!!

See.. the cat kill a mouse and not grave it properly!
Somemore... it leave something disguting item behind!

It is a CAT SHIT!

It indirectly make make me feel not more appetizer to have my lunch anymore!
Er......
Oh no!!!...... i forget to put Laundry powder in my washing machine!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Not More easy to Guess 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (I)

I hope this time i prepare damn difficult for blogger to guess!
It is really hard a bit to guess compare to previous one - Guess 1 2 3 4 5 (I)
I guess more of blogger will give up at the end.
However, i will put some hit as well.

Are you ready to accept my challenge?

1. It look like paper. That why someone call it ...
2. Er... Disgusting for me but maybe not for you ...
3. On and off automatic ...
4. It is hot weather ...
5.Why look so dark, check ...
 6. You can see it when...
7. Nice to eat...

The answer must be in more specific and not so general.
You can comments several times until you feel that this is the correct answers.
It is OK for you if you feel that another blogger answer is correct, you can have a refer as well.
If more than one blogger spot all answer correctly.
Lucky Draw will be applied.
1 winner will be awarded by a secret gift from me.
(This games only applied to Malaysia & Singapore only)

I feel it is still so easy la Hahaha.

Just for fun and use your sharp eyes to define it!

P/S: Result will be announced after i come back from Thailand/Ukraine.
Hence, the gift will be either from Thailand or Ukraine.
If i go to Thailand, i will back on 30th March.
I will go to Ukraine on saturday, i will back 1 or 2 months later.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Harmony Country

What is Harmony Country?
I can define it as every race live together happily & peacefully.
They will help each others and smiles always.

天地人和 (Everyone live peaceful)

First, I want to declare that this is not politic post.
I wonder why there is big different between East & West Malaysia.
In West Malaysia, all races relationship is bit critical.
In East Malaysia, all races live quite happy. 
We keep in touch and sometimes we drink teh tarik together.

I feel really tired to read newspaper nowadays.
A lot of rubbish politician try to create problems and make races hated each others.

I tell this problem to my daughter, Vanessa.
She feels sad as well. 
Why our politician is not helping people and country but create problems within our country and make country getting worse.
She starts thinking and try to figure out how to solve this problems.
After few minutes, she tells me that she find the answer.
She shows me a plate.
I am not understand what she want to tell me.
When i see she turn over the plate in front of me.
I finally figure out what is the meaning behind.

Can you get what meaning behind?
In Chinese words is call "吃碗饭,反碗底".
Directly, it means you can use your vote to vote the rubbish politician out.

Do you know what i mean?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Thean Hou Temple

I always come late.
There are lot of activities organised during Chinese New Year.
I miss all the activities such as Lion dancing, Traditional dancing, famous singers and etc.
Maybe, i am not the "kiasu" man and always come late - just visit this place last Saturday.
I am not "kiasu" but i really kiasi. (scare die).

I saw a lot of new couples come over here for their marriage registration.
Feel really happy for them.

The Thean Hou Temple (Chinese: 天后宫) officially opened in 1989.
This temple built by the Hainanesee community KL is dedicated to Goddess Tian Hou (The Heavenly Mother).
Its grand architecture has made it a popular tourist destination.
18 statues.
A lot of Tanglung.
I feel want to make MTV here sing CNY songs. 
Don't forget to buy my album.
Today is Chinese New Year again...
Light of Life.
This syncretic temple with elements of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism is a grandiose structure.
It represents a successful combination of modern architectural techniques and authentic traditional design featuring imposing pillars, spectacular roofs, ornate carvings and intricate embellishments.
There is a tortoise pool behind the temple.
More than 100 tortoises i guess.
"Come to visit me... i feel lonely here"
Vanessa: "I wish my mummy can spend more time with me - Don't marry to company"

I will end my post here... 
If you want more detail, click HERE








Vanessa: "WAIT... I still have something i wish"

Vanessa: "I wish this tiger brings my family and all blogger lots of prosperity & good health!"
"Daddy, you can end it now and go to sleep"